What type of monster loves to dance?
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The boogieman!
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What is a baby ghost’s favorite game?
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Peek-a-boo!
What kind of cars do zombies drive?
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Monster trucks!
What’s a witch’s favorite subject?
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Spelling!
What is a ghost’s nose full of?
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Boooooogers!
Which vampire is best at math?
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Count Dracula!
What type of music do mummies like?
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Wrap music!
How do you make a werewolf laugh?
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Give it a funny bone!
How do monsters like their eggs?
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Terri-fried!
Why don’t skeletons go trick-or-treating?
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Because they have no-body to go with!
What’s a monster’s favorite dessert?
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I scream!
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
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Because they have bat breath!
What game do ghosts love to play?
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Hide and shriek!
Why don’t zombies eat clowns?
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Because they taste funny!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
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The trom-bone!
Who does Frankenstein go trick-or-treating with?
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His ghoul-friend!
How can you tell when a vampire has a cold?
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He starts coffin’!
What does a witch use to style her hair?
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Scare spray!
What room don’t ghosts need in their houses?
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A living room!
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
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Spare ribs!
What happens when you cross a werewolf with a cat?
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You have to get a new cat!
Who do monsters buy cookies from?
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Ghoul scouts!
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
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Frostbite!
What time do mummies eat?
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Whenever they catch you!
What do witches ask for at hotels?
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Broom service!
Why did the zombie skip school?
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He felt rotten!
Why don’t vampires have more friends?
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Because they are a pain in the neck!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
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Because he had no guts!
How do monsters tell their future?
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They read their horror-scope!
What insects do you find in a graveyard?
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Zom-bees!
Where do zombies go swimming?
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In the Dead Sea!
What is a vampire's favorite dog?
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A bloodhound!
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